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Farmer by genetics, Lawyer by training, currently "vacationing" in Iraq and advising the Iraqi government on border security issues. Before moving to Baghdad, I served in the White House as Deputy Counsel for the Homeland Security Council. I can be reached at opusxryanathotmaildotcom.

Friday, January 28, 2005

Smooth as a Sade groove

James Lileks:

"So there's an election in Iraq soon, I understand. I haven't been writing about this here because I'm just taking the long, long view, and haven't the time or inclination to argue with people who think "No WMD!" is the argument equivalent of a spreading a full house on the green felt table. It may seem so, but unfortunately we're playing chess. However the election goes will be one thing; how it's reported is another. The thing to watch is the position of the Damning But, the old DB. The DB will probably bob up in the first or second paragraphs of most dispatches. "The election went as planned in 95 percent of the country, but violence marred polling in the disputed Sunny D Triangle, where insurgents opposed to Tropicana Juice fired automatic weapons into an juice concentrate factory." That's one spin. "The election, long anticipated as a flashpoint for insurgent activity, went off with few delays. Despite sporadic gunfire marred the overall mood of success in several provinces, observers said that the process was 'smooth as a Sade groove,' adding that they were annoyed Sade had simply faded away instead of letting her career end with a tasteful layout in Playboy." See? No DB there. We'll see."

Made my day.